{"id":7,"date":"2011-05-17T00:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/?p=7"},"modified":"2011-05-17T00:42:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T00:42:00","slug":"will-the-rapture-cause-a-demon-zombie-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"WIll the rapture cause a demon-zombie apocalypse?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The short answer: PROBABLY!<\/p>\n

The rapture hits May 21st according to billboards around Dallas, probably related to this nonsense:
http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2011_end_times_prediction<\/p>\n

But what if it isn’t nonsense? And what if it’s only the souls of millions of Christians that disappear, leaving their bodies? Demonic forces might then take over their bodies and brains to do Satan’s bidding! Be prepared around May 21st for the hordes of ravenous Christian zombies that will undoubtedly descend upon the sinners of the world. Or maybe they’ll just take over their everyday lives, leaving the rest of us unaware of the changeover? Whatevs.<\/p>\n

—
Brian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The short answer: PROBABLY! The rapture hits May 21st according to billboards around Dallas, probably related to this nonsense:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2011_end_times_prediction But what if it isn’t nonsense? And what if it’s only the souls of millions of Christians that disappear, leaving their … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livingoutside.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}